with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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