Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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