Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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