I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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