Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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