oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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