dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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