I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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