I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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