he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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