maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Man, jail baloney is awful.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
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