What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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