i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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