Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
try to milk me bitch
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