Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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