Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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