It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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