idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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