Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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