...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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