Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
