Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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