I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
40s are totally the cure
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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