All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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