he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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