That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Two words: nipple clamps
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