Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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