whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Randomize
