first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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