He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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