Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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