why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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