She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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