I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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