dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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