At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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