She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
And then my night got REAL pukey
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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