Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I didn't notice because vodka
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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