walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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