just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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