I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
