Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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