Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
