let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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