How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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