You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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