im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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