O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
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