I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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