He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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