I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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