she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
