I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
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