i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
