laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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