is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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